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Scientists Quotes by Jack Handey
- I wish scientists would come up with a way to make dogs a lot bigger, but with a smaller head. That way, they'd still be…
- For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness.
- I wish scientists would come up with an ear of corn that was big and round, because then when you were eating it, it'd be…
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