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• Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always…
• Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your…
• Think about world peace; while you're doing that I'll be over here stealing your stuff.
• When Armageddon comes, it would be good to be an Olympic athlete, because running real fast and jumping over stuff could come…
• Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood…
• One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a…
• It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it.…
• Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the next pitch clean over the fence. But I…

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