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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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I wore a woman's antique fur jacket to my high school junior prom.
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Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high…
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I've been writing since I'm five years old. I've been writing books since high school - junior high, high school. I write…
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We ran into lots of old friends. Friends from elementary school, junior high school, high school. Everyone had matured in their own…
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Alone, there is only the person inside. I've grown to like her better than the stuck-up husk of me. Alone, there is…
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Emma and I had both died twice, and for me, that second one actually stuck. Now I was a "resurrected American," better…
— Rachel Vincent
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I sang in church choir all my life, through elementary school, junior high and high school.
— Kevin Richardson
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