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Says Quotes by Bill Maher
- God knows life sucks. It's right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and…
- Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time…
- A new biography came out that says that in high school Obama was a huge pothead … Mitt Romney had to respond to this and…
- George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.
- The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.
- Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an…
- Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what a tough week for the network. First, the false documents…
More Says Quotes
- There's no rule, no law, no regulation that says you can't come back. So I have every right to come back. — Lance Armstrong
- Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, 'Make me feel important.' Not… — Mary Kay Ash
- People from different parts of the world can respond to the same story if it says something to them about their own… — Chinua Achebe
- How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks. — Marcus Aurelius
- The Constitution is government's stop sign. It says, you - the three branches of government - can go so far and no… — Michele Bachmann
- Shockingly, a University of Pennsylvania study says the number of young people addicted to gambling - largely due to increased exposure to… — Spencer Bachus
- Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that… — James A. Baldwin
- I'm a registered Independent. But my brother says it's obvious that I'm a Republican sympathizer. Once I get in the voting booth,… — Stephen Baldwin
- I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.' — Eric Bana
- I'm tenacious, I think - I know - and I do also have a quality where if you tell me I can't… — Ellen Barkin
- Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, 'but don't insult me poor bleedin' country. — Edward Abbey
- No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous. — Henry Adams