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Running Quotes by Jay Leno
- Hillary Clinton's opponent in the U.S. Senate race, the Republican she's going to be running against, has been married three times, had an affair with…
- A fitness instructor in Maine has been charged with running a prostitution business out of her Zumba dance studio. Authorities first got suspicious when they…
- Chris Christie won by such a wide margin that pundits say this will give him the impetus he needs to run for president. And he's…
- Texas governor Rick Perry said God is calling on him to run for President. But Michele Bachmann said that god is calling on her to…
- It seems that England's royal family is running out of money. They are down to just $1.6 million. Well sure, that's what happens when nobody…
- Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of…
- Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W. Bush has to pick a running mate. Which is kind of a scary proposition…
- Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they…
- I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for 'Running off to Canada.'
- Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran…
- Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just an ambitious guy with a famous name, who doesn't know…
More Running Quotes
- I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd be pulling… — Hank Aaron
- I have nothing against 3-D in theory. But I've also never run to the movies because something's in 3-D. — J. J. Abrams
- We thought we were running away from the grownups, and now we are the grownups. — Margaret Atwood
- Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- When you are running for the presidency of the United States, you have to expect that you are going to have attacks… — Michele Bachmann
- The Minnesota Republican hierarchy didn't want me to run against their incumbent in 2000; they didn't know who I was. And once… — Michele Bachmann
- When you run into someone that you used to be in love with, all that you have is drama, desperation and not… — Taylor Swift
- The tree that is beside the running water is fresher and gives more fruit. — Teresa of Avila