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Run Quotes by Dave Barry
- The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.
- In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than remembering not to…
- Within less than an hour, Chuck and I easily located what could well be the correct platform, where we pass the time by perspiring freely…
- The Soviet Union at this time was being run by the Communists, a group of men fierce in their dedication to wearing hilariously bad suits.…
- The Spanish government, having run completely out of money, secretly sold the Pyrenees to China, and is now separated from France only by traffic cones.
- The problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with. Scientists working for the Department of Energy have tried to…
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