"The Spanish government, having run completely out of……" — Dave Barry
"The Spanish government, having run completely out of money, secretly sold the Pyrenees to China, and is now separated from France only by traffic cones."
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508 Quotes by Dave Barry
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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More China Quotes
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I mean there's enormous pressures to harmonize freedom of speech legislation and transparency legislation around the world - within the…
— Julian Assange
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I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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In practice, I've had a presence in China since 1998 with my commercial spaces and shops.
— Giorgio Armani
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For better or worse, zoos are how most people come to know big or exotic animals. Few will ever see…
— Diane Ackerman
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Products made in China are cheap through the exploitation of the workforce. Every time we shop, we are driving the…
— Joe Baca
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What people recognize is that there's a fear that the United States is in an unstoppable decline. They see the…
— Michele Bachmann
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I drink a bucket of white tea in the morning. I read about this tea of the Emperor of China,…
— Antonio Banderas
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China once again disgusts the world, portraying the image of a cruel, perverted people devoid of any feelings towards animals.
— Brigitte Bardot
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I'll put it frankly - Britain has more influence in China than Norway or Switzerland, with all respect for the…
— Jose Manuel Barroso
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Anyone who tries to keep track of what is happening in China is going to end up by wearing all…
— Robert Benchley
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I always love China, especially the old China.
— Manolo Blahnik
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China is investing in factories in Eastern Europe, not because their labor costs are lower, but because they want to…
— Michael Bloomberg
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