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- Chris Christie has been saying for a long time he's not interested in running. The media is trying to create a story… — Herman Cain
- Westerners know the difference between a talker and the real deal. If Rick Perry wasn't right to be governor of Texas, why… — Dick Cheney
- Rick Perry said Obama's suggestions for gun control disgust him. He said the real answer to this problem isn't laws, it's prayer.… — Bill Maher
- When Rick Perry was told about Kim Jong Il, he said, 'I never heard of him, but then again, I don't listen… — Jay Leno
- When Rick Perry says I can do for America what I've done for Texas, pay attention. That's no idle threat. — Jim Hightower
- I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. — Kinky Friedman
- Rick Perry is the perfect candidate for those who thought George W. Bush was just too dang cerebral. And Adios, Mofo is… — Paul Begala
- Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy. — Andy Borowitz