Rick Perry Quotes
19 quotes by 12 authors
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Chris Christie has been saying for a long time he's not interested in running. The media is trying to create a story by sucking Chris…
— Herman Cain
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Westerners know the difference between a talker and the real deal. If Rick Perry wasn't right to be governor of Texas, why should he be…
— Dick Cheney
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Rick Perry said Obama's suggestions for gun control disgust him. He said the real answer to this problem isn't laws, it's prayer. You know, i…
— Bill Maher
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When Rick Perry was told about Kim Jong Il, he said, 'I never heard of him, but then again, I don't listen to that rap.'
— Jay Leno
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When Rick Perry says I can do for America what I've done for Texas, pay attention. That's no idle threat.
— Jim Hightower
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I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.
— Kinky Friedman
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Rick Perry is the perfect candidate for those who thought George W. Bush was just too dang cerebral. And Adios, Mofo is the perfect guide…
— Paul Begala
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Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.
— Andy Borowitz
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If God told Rick Perry, Michelle Bachmann, and Herman Cain to run for president, then God obviously wants Barack Obama to win.
— Randi Rhodes
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Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant exploded, I returned…
— Bill Maher
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Texas governor Rick Perry said God is calling on him to run for President. But Michele Bachmann said that god is calling on her to…
— Jay Leno
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Between Ron Paul and Rick Perry, I think the lesson is don't get sick in Texas.
— Bill Maher
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USA Today reports that the number of death row executions this year has hit a 35-year low. They attribute that to DNA evidence clearing more…
— Jay Leno
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Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I'll be damned if Rick Perry didn't take me up on that.
— Bill Maher
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Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy.
— Kinky Friedman
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I worry about Rick Perry. One, he's too conservative, Two, his debating skills. And three ... Oh crap, what was three?
— David Letterman
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Mitt Romney said that he liked to fire people. Well, there's a pretty good message to send to Middle America. When Rick Perry heard that,…
— David Letterman
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Natural Texas politicians make terrible, terrible presidential candidates. Phil Gramm, I remember the 'Phil Gramm for President' campaign. I thought that was the worst thing…
— Gail Collins
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I've never heard anybody in my family say anything but good things about Rick Perry.
— Jeb Bush
Who Wrote These Rick Perry Quotes
12 authors contributed a total of 19 Rick Perry Quotes as follows: