Rick Perry Quotes

19 quotes by 12 authors

Chris Christie has been saying for a long time he's not interested in running. The media is trying to create a story by sucking Chris… — Herman Cain
Westerners know the difference between a talker and the real deal. If Rick Perry wasn't right to be governor of Texas, why should he be… — Dick Cheney
Rick Perry said Obama's suggestions for gun control disgust him. He said the real answer to this problem isn't laws, it's prayer. You know, i… — Bill Maher
When Rick Perry was told about Kim Jong Il, he said, 'I never heard of him, but then again, I don't listen to that rap.' — Jay Leno
When Rick Perry says I can do for America what I've done for Texas, pay attention. That's no idle threat. — Jim Hightower
I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. — Kinky Friedman
Rick Perry is the perfect candidate for those who thought George W. Bush was just too dang cerebral. And Adios, Mofo is the perfect guide… — Paul Begala
Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy. — Andy Borowitz
If God told Rick Perry, Michelle Bachmann, and Herman Cain to run for president, then God obviously wants Barack Obama to win. — Randi Rhodes
Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant exploded, I returned… — Bill Maher
Texas governor Rick Perry said God is calling on him to run for President. But Michele Bachmann said that god is calling on her to… — Jay Leno
Between Ron Paul and Rick Perry, I think the lesson is don't get sick in Texas. — Bill Maher
USA Today reports that the number of death row executions this year has hit a 35-year low. They attribute that to DNA evidence clearing more… — Jay Leno
Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I'll be damned if Rick Perry didn't take me up on that. — Bill Maher
Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy. — Kinky Friedman
I worry about Rick Perry. One, he's too conservative, Two, his debating skills. And three ... Oh crap, what was three? — David Letterman
Mitt Romney said that he liked to fire people. Well, there's a pretty good message to send to Middle America. When Rick Perry heard that,… — David Letterman
Natural Texas politicians make terrible, terrible presidential candidates. Phil Gramm, I remember the 'Phil Gramm for President' campaign. I thought that was the worst thing… — Gail Collins
I've never heard anybody in my family say anything but good things about Rick Perry. — Jeb Bush

Who Wrote These Rick Perry Quotes

12 authors contributed a total of 19 Rick Perry Quotes as follows: