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Put Quotes by Joan Rivers
- No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
- Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking…
- If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
- Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
- My eyes opened, and the first thing I thought of when I could put thoughts together was I want to be in show business. Never…
- I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
- Lying about having work done is such a put-down to women. It says to the average woman: 'I'm beautifully naturally and you're not.'
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