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Problem Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- TV's Tony Snow becomes the White House press secretary. How will he make the difficult transition from Fox News reporter to Republican apologist? ... Mr.…
- Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears.…
- So, if I'm no cheerleader of sports, why write a chapter about it? Sports do have some positive impact on society. They solve problems, such…
- Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.
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