"Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you……" — Stephen Colbert
"Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem."
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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More Email Quotes
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one of 279 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I can't just react on the strength of an email and three pages of synopsis, and say I'm going to…
— Emmanuelle Beart
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I have three desks. One empty for paperwork, one for the internet and email, and one for the writing computer.
— Lee Child
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The major advances in speed of communication and ability to interact took place more than a century ago. The shift…
— Noam Chomsky
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My house has too many distractions. There's the email. There's checking my Amazon ranking. I know I'm the only author…
— Harlan Coben
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My readers - and I get 400 emails for a day, my readers normally they say, well, you understand me,…
— Paulo Coelho
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500 dollars? Fully subsidized? With a plan? I said that is the most expensive phone in the world. And it…
— Steve Ballmer
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I love flying so much. I even airplane food. No one bothers you and your phone never goes off and…
— Margot Robbie
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Never check email first thing in the morning. Instead, complete your most important task before 11:00 A.M. to avoid using…
— Tim Ferriss
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I don't know why this is, but I really believe that things don't happen when we're trying to will them…
— Dani Shapiro
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Turn off your cell phone. Honestly, if you want to get work done, you’ve got to learn to unplug. No…
— Nathan Englander
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I was shooting a scene in my new film, No Strings Attached, in which I say to Natalie Portman, “If…
— Ashton Kutcher
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The next time you see John Stossel or Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity - these Flat Earthers,…
— Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
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