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Problem Quotes by Dave Barry
- The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.
- The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.
- I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.
- My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
- American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
- Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will…
- The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even…
- And what is the Scientific Community doing about these problems, young people? THEY'RE CLONING SHEEP. Great! Just what we need! Sheep that look MORE ALIKE…
- I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S.…
- A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas today, because of…
- It was you readers who really came through, proving once again that when the American people decide to "get involved" in a problem, it is…
- If he (The New York Taxi Driver) talked to me, he might lose his concentration, which would be very bad because the taxi has some…
- I am absolutely sick unto death of hearing people say - they all say this; it must be Item One on the curriculum in Trend…
- The problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with. Scientists working for the Department of Energy have tried to…
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