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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
— Stephen Colbert
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Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself…
— John Fugelsang
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The people will not understand the importance of the Second Amendment until it is too late.
— Thomas Jefferson
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Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the American people's liberty, teeth and keystone under independence. The church,…
— George Washington
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The right of the citizens to bear arms in defense of themselves and the state shall not be questioned.
— James Madison
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If you are for gun control, then you are not against guns, because the guns will be needed to disarm people. So…
— Stefan Molyneux
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There is a sort of Neo-Confederate thread that runs through these sort of pro-gun movements and the NRA movement.
— Unknown Author
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I'm pro-life. I'm pro-gun. I'm pro-family. And I'm pro-business.
— Charlie Crist
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