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- New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of…
- If the NRA keeps messing with the President's daughters, they're going to have to start worrying about Michelle Obama's guns.
- A lot of people have warned President Clinton that Bosnia will turn into another Vietnam, which would be embarrassing for him because he'll have to…
- The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after…
- We learned this week that Mitt Romney is building a car elevator in his house. An elevator for your cars. I get the feeling this…
- We had a national tragedy this week, and the President of the United States and Sarah Palin both made speeches on the same day. Obama…
- I'm okay with it now that Obama’s in office. I'm kind of trusting of him. But President Ted Cruz? Where this is going would bother…
- Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an…
- President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't…
- You would think there is a higher bar than having a Facebook page to run for president.
- Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what a tough week for the network. First, the false documents…
More President Quotes
- I may be president of the United States, but my private life is nobody's damned business. — Chester A. Arthur
- Presidents do not go off on leave without telling the country. — Chinua Achebe
- The most important aspect of the relationship between the president and the secretary of state is that they both understand who is… — Dean Acheson
- If you look at the themes that he struck from the minute he started running for president through today, there is a… — David Axelrod
- I made a decision when I ran for president that I wouldn't whine about my coverage in the media, and I never… — Michele Bachmann
- I was opposed to the U.S. involvement in Libya from the very start. President Obama has never made a compelling national security… — Michele Bachmann
- Well, what did we buy? Instead of a leaner, smarter government, we bought a bureaucracy that now tells us which light bulbs… — Michele Bachmann
- I think that it's important that the American people know that Barack Obama didn't have a mild association with Bill Ayers, he… — Michele Bachmann
- I would agree that President Carter didn't live up to the expectation we all had when he came in 1976. My husband… — Michele Bachmann
- If we look at American history, between 1942 and 1947, the data that was collected by the Census Bureau was handed over… — Michele Bachmann
- The law limits anyone from serving as president of the United States for more than eight years. And in my opinion -… — Michele Bachmann
- What I don't like is judges legislating from the bench. And as president of the United States, I will appoint justices who… — Michele Bachmann