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W.C. Fields has 195 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more…
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The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than…
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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and…
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Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank…
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Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but…
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Animals, even plants, lie to each other all the time, and we could restrict the research to them, putting off the real…
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No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog…
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Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.
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