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Pick Quotes by Jack Handey
- The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some…
- It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with me. I would see him fly into the house across the…
- I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans"…
- I wish I lived back in the Old West days, because I'd save up my money for about twenty years so I could buy a…
- I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could…
- I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.
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