Pants Quotes

824 Pants quotes by 604 unique authors

Look at all those American preachers who got caught with their pants down. They say one thing and they are doing another. I try to… — Steve Coogan
I love putting on an outfit or a costume and just looking at myself in the mirror. Baggy pants or some real funky shoes and… — Michael Jackson
If I don't get food in my mouth, I'm still happy. If my pants are round my ankles, as long as I don't get arrested… — Michael J. Fox
That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in… — Dawn French
Putting somebody else's pants on and pretending to be somebody else is occasionally, as you grow older, horrifying. — James Gandolfini
Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants will take you a long way. — Baltasar Gracian
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. — Larry David
The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore. — Larry David
I may have a feather duster down my pants. — Johnny Depp
Why wear pants when you can wear a muumuu? — Beth Ditto
I don't understand capri pants. They seem like neither here nor there. — Jesse Eisenberg
I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just… — Will Ferrell
When I was 21 years old, I had a job playing Santa Claus in a shopping centre in Sacramento. I was rail thin, so it's… — Tom Hanks
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the… — Mitch Hedberg
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. — Benny Hill
I like being a woman, even in a man's world. After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants. — Whitney Houston
They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash' — Eddie Izzard
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants. — Kevin James
My idol was Marilyn Monroe, who was a size 16, I think, and curvy in all the right places. I will never be stick thin.… — Katherine Jenkins
I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much. — Evel Knievel
A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants. — Karl Kraus
I don't obsess about my weight. I just know I've got to watch it when my pants feel tight. — Diane Kruger
When I was a little boy in short pants, I dreamed about a miraculous ointment that would make me invisible. Then I became an adult,… — Milan Kundera
I'm working harder than ever now, and I'm putting on my pants the same as I always have. I just get up every day and… — Emeril Lagasse
I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants. — Queen Latifah

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