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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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I have two last pieces of advice. First, being pre-approved for a credit card does not mean you have to apply for…
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Every company is its own TV station, magazine, and newspaper.
— Jay Baer
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It's been real weird. It wasn't how I expected my life to turn out. Especially, mainly pertaining to the show. It never…
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People think I am America's party girl, which is just stupid. I have done 24 movies and I am creating my own…
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If, for some reason, everyone knew who I was without me having to have my own TV show, that's what I would…
— Jen Kirkman
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They all matter to me, whether I'm working on a Sam Jackson film for a week or I'm the star of my…
— Anthony Michael Hall
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I'd love to have my own TV show, in the way that Julianna Margulies has 'The Good Wife,' or a lovely ensemble…
— Lara Pulver
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I did my own music videos, my own TV commercials.
— Helen Reddy
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I can't do anything I want to. I mean, I can't have my own TV show. I can't have my own movie.…
— Lou Reed
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This whole thing about reality television to me is really indicative of America saying we're not satisfied just watching television, we want…
— Steven Spielberg
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It was then that Marvin got religion. Not the quiet, personal kind, that involves doing good deeds and living a better life;…
— Terry Pratchett
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Then my own TV chat show in England in 1989.
— Suzi Quatro
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