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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then…
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most…
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of tables, and…
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
— Joan Rivers
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Better to master one mountain than a thousand foothills.
— William Arthur Ward
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See one promontory, one mountain, one sea, one river and see all.
— Socrates
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In the end, to ski is to travel fast and free – free over untouched snow country. To be bound to one…
— Hans Gmoser
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Only one mountain can know the core of another mountain.
— Frida Kahlo
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Oh, these vast, calm, measureless mountain days, inciting at once to work and rest! Days in whose light everything seems equally divine,…
— John Muir
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But no temple made with hands can compare with Yosemite. Every rock in its walls seems to glow with life...as if into…
— John Muir
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The blessings of one mountain day, whatever his fate, long life, short life, stormy or calm, he is rich forever.
— John Muir
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The experienced mountain climber is not intimidated by a mountain - he is inspired by it. The persistent winner is not discouraged…
— William Arthur Ward
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The top of one mountain is always the bottom of another.
— Marianne Williamson
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From one mountain to the whole universe itself, everything around you will move according to the faith that leads in your heart.
— Eliseo Acosta Merced
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