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Nuclear Quotes by Dave Barry
- The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.
- Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened…
- I will vote for the first candidate who promises to use nuclear missiles against LinkedIn.
- Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.
- It was not easy victory in the America Cup. Our boys spent years experimenting with different designs for their boat before they came up with…
- The Olympic movement simply cannot allow the Russians to become estranged, because Russia is a vital part of the world sports community, in the sense…
- If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear…
More Nuclear Quotes
- The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television. — Dave Barry
- No one in the United States has become seriously ill or has died because of any kind of accident at a civilian… — Joe Barton
- The Nuclear Regulatory Commission is continually reviewing its safety plan for the 100-plus operating civilian nuclear reactors in the United States. And… — Joe Barton
- The only time I've been arrested was in opposing the Marble Hill nuclear power plant in Indiana. That was in 1979. — Wendell Berry
- This nuclear option is ultimately an example of the arrogance of power. — Joe Biden
- Al Qaeda is almost all in Pakistan, and Pakistan has nuclear weapons. And yet for every dollar we're spending in Pakistan, we're… — Joe Biden
- The threat from Saddam Hussein and weapons of mass destruction - chemical, biological, potentially nuclear weapons capability - that threat is real. — Tony Blair
- Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her. — Tony Blair