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Night Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.
- One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to…
- What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.
- During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
- I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
- With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
- I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
- My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
- I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.
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