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Night Quotes by Green Monk
- I must have been really pissed when I drove home last night. We don't own a tractor.
- I met the girl of my dreams last night, then Something Inside My Pants woke up
- My wife and I had words the other night. . . . . . . . . . Well, I had words; She had paragraphs.
- The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
- I love when I wake up in the middle of the night and realize I have so much more time to sleep!
- I was very drunk last night and I took a bus home. It may not sound like a big thing to you but I'd never…
- I had a wet dream about you last night. I dreamt you got hit by a bus and pissed myself laughing...
- My wife's mad at me again. She wanted to make a sex video last night and all I did was suggest we hold auditions for…
- My girlfriend said she liked to be teased in the bedroom so, last night in bed I told her, Your new glasses look stupid and…
More Night Quotes
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- I couldn't sleep one night and I was sitting in my office and I realized that I was an independent filmmaker. — Darren Aronofsky
- Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. — Isaac Asimov
- Hemingway is terribly limited. His technique is good for short stories, for people who meet once in a bar very late at… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of night, and the voice on… — Paul Auster
- What used to keep me up at night was the fact that I didn't know how I was going to pay the… — Paul Auster
- Look out into the universe and contemplate the glory of God. Observe the stars, millions of them, twinkling in the night sky,… — Sai Baba
- I do Skid Row every night. — Sebastian Bach
- The repose of sleep refreshes only the body. It rarely sets the soul at rest. The repose of the night does not… — Gaston Bachelard
- A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning. — Honore de Balzac
- Between the daylight gambler and the player at night there is the same difference that lies between a careless husband and the… — Honore de Balzac
- Sometimes I have wrinkles, in the morning. It depends on what kind of night that I had. I accept myself and the… — Antonio Banderas