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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing.…
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep.…
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Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old?…
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a…
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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound.…
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will…
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new…
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from…
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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people.…
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How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the…
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When…
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something…
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The scientific theorist is not to be envied. For Nature, or more precisely experiment, is an exorable and not very friendly judge…
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And what is a good citizen? Simply one who never says, does or thinks anything that is unusual. Schools are maintained in…
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You can't answer a kid's question. A kid never accepts any answer. A kid never says, 'Oh, thanks. I get it.'... They…
— Louis C. K.
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Jesus never says to the poor: ‘come find the church’, but he says to those of us in the church: ‘go into…
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I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me
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A Mario Brother never says 'can't', Luigi!
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An educator never says what he himself thinks, but only that which he thinks it is good for those whom he is…
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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He who never says "no" is no true man.
— Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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Zen is all-inclusive. It never denies, it never says no to anything; it accepts everything and transforms it into a higher reality.
— Rajneesh
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A teacher is a person who never says anything once.
— Howard Nemerov
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