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My Tweets Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- This girl keeps starring my tweets and I keep starring her tweets but we never follow each other, are we married now?
- Some of you unfollowed me for being childish and now my tweets will be RTed on your timeline. HAHAHAHAHA!! *sticks tongue out*
- I showed my therapist some of my tweets and now she's seeing a therapist.
- My boss fired me from job today. Unfortunately I need you to impress our clients never means making jokes about them on my tweets.
- I like my sex like I like my tweets, Forced and meaningless.
- My tweets are my moods, they're not up for a fucking debate.
- For those who were offended by my tweets; fuck you.
- I hate it when my wife asks me how my day was, because it's like, doesn't she read my tweets?
- Sometimes I get the feeling that you guys aren't thinking about my tweets all the time.
- If any of my tweets offend you, let me know so I can block you.
- I often wonder how my tweets are going to sound when read aloud at my future divorce hearing.
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- This girl keeps starring my tweets and I keep starring her tweets but we never follow each other, are we married now? — Nikhil Saluja
- Some of you unfollowed me for being childish and now my tweets will be RTed on your timeline. HAHAHAHAHA!! *sticks tongue out* — Nikhil Saluja
- You can steal my tweets if you like, but I lick every single one before I tweet them. — Green Monk
- I showed my therapist some of my tweets and now she's seeing a therapist. — Nikhil Saluja
- My boss fired me from job today. Unfortunately I need you to impress our clients never means making jokes about them on… — Nikhil Saluja
- I like my sex like I like my tweets, Forced and meaningless. — Nikhil Saluja
- My tweets are my moods, they're not up for a fucking debate. — Nikhil Saluja
- For those who were offended by my tweets; fuck you. — Nikhil Saluja
- I hate it when my wife asks me how my day was, because it's like, doesn't she read my tweets? — Nikhil Saluja
- Sometimes I get the feeling that you guys aren't thinking about my tweets all the time. — Nikhil Saluja