"I hate it when my wife asks me……" — Nikhil Saluja
"I hate it when my wife asks me how my day was, because it's like, doesn't she read my tweets?"
More Asks Quotes
- What then is time? If no one asks me, I know what it is. If I wish to explain it… — Saint Augustine
- Anything in any way beautiful derives its beauty from itself and asks nothing beyond itself. Praise is no part of… — Marcus Aurelius
- The questions which one asks oneself begin, at least, to illuminate the world, and become one's key to the experience… — James A. Baldwin
- When a man asks himself what is meant by action he proves that he isn't a man of action. Action… — James A. Baldwin
- A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. — Joey Adams
- Our religion is itself profoundly sad - a religion of universal anguish, and one which, because of its very catholicity,… — Charles Baudelaire
- A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. — Joseph Addison
- God asks no man whether he will accept life. That is not the choice. You must take it. The only… — Henry Ward Beecher
- When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if… — Erma Bombeck
- When a man is in doubt about this or that in his writing, it will often guide him if he… — Samuel Butler
- Nobody ever asks who was the seventh person on the Moon. The only thing they know is who's number one… — Buzz Aldrin
- Good science fiction is intelligent. It asks big questions that are on people's minds. It's not impossible. It has some… — Nicolas Cage