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Stephen Colbert has 324 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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I was sports editor for my high school newspaper, but I think I shied away from journalism.
— Jenna Bush
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In this outward and physical ceremony we attest once again to the inner and spiritual strength of our Nation. As my high…
— Jimmy Carter
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Throughout my life, I've always been really close with girls and made friends with girls. And I've always been a really sickly,…
— Kurt Cobain
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My high school girlfriend would ask if I finally learned how to unbutton the back of a sweater!
— Breckin Meyer
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Through me the way into the suffering city, Through me the way to the eternal pain, Through me the way that runs…
— Dante Alighieri
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My goal was just to try and be the best player on my high school team, and look where I am now.…
— Larry Bird
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I finished my high school. I think an educate is very, very important.
— Yao Ming
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All of my high school male teachers were WWII and/or Korean War veterans. They taught my brothers and me the value of…
— Oliver North
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Never permit me to disgrace my high vocation by giving way to coldness, unkindness, or impatience.
— Mother Teresa
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I was one of the only girls in my high school that didn't get a nose job. And if anybody needed it,…
— Lea Michele
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
— Stephen Colbert
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I want to be like one of those little fainting goats that get scared and then just fall over. I want to…
— Dolly Parton
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