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Muslim Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.
- Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal.
- I don't like the new president who hunts muslim extremists, I like the old president who is a muslim extremist.
More Muslim Quotes
- Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. — Abu Bakr
- He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. — Abu Bakr
- There is not a single Muslim leader today who has the courage and commitment to defend Islam and Muslims, they are all… — Abu Bakar Bashir
- The leaders who we admire who have been able to bring great change in the past - Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Nelson… — Dennis C. Blair
- Today, the Muslim world is the poorest of the global powers. — Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
- We want to be, I think, an example for the rest of the Arab world, because there are a lot of people… — Abdallah II
- The first responsibility of the Muslim is as teacher. That is his job, to teach. His first school, his first classroom is… — H. Rap Brown
- Beside all this I think there was something personal, being Muslim myself who lived in the west I felt that it was… — Moustapha Akkad
- Liberty in Islam is the liberty to be a Muslim, democracy likewise, individualism likewise. — James Buchan
- Suicidal violence is not the exclusive property of the Muslim world. Suicide bombings were a tactic of nationalist struggles in 19th-century Europe… — James Buchan
- Jordan has to show the Arab world that there's another way of doing things. We're a monarchy, yes, but if we can… — Abdallah II
- I was a Muslim once, remember, and it was when I was most devout that I was most full of hate. — Ayaan Hirsi Ali