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Mother Quotes by Rita Rudner
- My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
- Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
- I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the…
- I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make…
- Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now.
- Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
- My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.
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