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Mitt Quotes by Andy Borowitz
- Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.
- As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.
More Mitt Quotes
- In choosing Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney made a fantastic choice and a bold statement to the American people. — Bob Beauprez
- Well, let me tell you, after three years of Obama, we are hopeless and changeless, and we need Mitt Romney to bring… — Chris Christie
- I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw… — Maya Angelou
- Neither one of us had a job, because Mitt had enough of an investment from stock that we could sell off a… — Ann Romney
- A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.' — Foster Friess
- Scientists say over the next hundred years, the coast of California will sink almost five feet. So the presidential candidates need to… — Craig Ferguson
- The principles that made this nation a great and powerful leader of the world, have not lost their meaning. They never will.… — Mitt Romney
- Mitt has a ton of consultants, and not one of them thought he needed a credible answer on Bain or taxes? — Mark Steyn