"A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk……" — Foster Friess
"A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'"
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31 Quotes by Foster Friess
Foster Friess has 31 quotes on this site.
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There isn’t a person at the Koch brothers events who would not get a good return on their investment by…
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You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and…
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I think of all the guys that strap a gun on their backs and head to Afghanistan and Iraq to…
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All of us grow.
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What people love about Santorum is he is who is he. He speaks his words. He loves God. He loves…
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I allowed Rick Santorum to express views and ideas that the American people never would have had expressed.
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On the national security front, Rick Santorum is superior to any candidate I know.
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Whether it is a super PAC or not, I have been blessed with wealth, and I think I have responsibility…
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I very, very much want to be involved in helping those senators, congressmen, and women who support the principles that…
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I have four kids. They are two years apart, and contraception has been very, very good to me.
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Rick Santorum has so much potential and so much eagerness to serve our country.
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The press called me a billionaire, and my wife came up and said I must be squirreling money away.
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More Bar Quotes
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Hemingway is terribly limited. His technique is good for short stories, for people who meet once in a bar very…
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When a little more than a teenager, I was a piano-bar pianist in the land where I was born and…
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The American legal industry is a medieval guild in which the prosecutors, bar, and bench join hands to ensure that…
— Conrad Black
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I started out mopping floors, waiting tables, and tending bar at my dad's tavern. I put myself through school working…
— John Boehner
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My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables.
— John Boehner
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The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas.
— Edward de Bono
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The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to…
— Brandon Boyd
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When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
— David Brenner
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I'm the type of person who doesn't want to sit alone in a restaurant or bar.
— Malin Akerman
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I can only say the first thing that pops into my mind is I remember, years ago, seeing kind of…
— Jimmy Buffett
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We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.
— Charles Bukowski
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Now one thing I think is really lame, is if you're an artist and you go to a karaoke bar…
— Jason Aldean
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