Bartender Says Quotes

4 quotes by 4 authors

• Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender… — Rodney Dangerfield
• A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.' — Foster Friess
• Tobin," Mom said disapprovingly. She wasn't a particularly funny person. It suited her professionally - I mean, you don't want your cancer surgeon to walk… — John Green
• It's true though: time moves in its own special way in the middle of the night," the bartender says, loudly striking a book match and… — Haruki Murakami

Who Wrote These Bartender Says Quotes

4 authors contributed a total of 4 Bartender Says Quotes as follows:

• 1 Bartender Says Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
• 1 Bartender Says Quote by Foster Friess
• 1 Bartender Says Quote by John Green
• 1 Bartender Says Quote by Haruki Murakami