Bartender Quotes

77 quotes by 65 authors

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender. — Jim Bishop
My mother taught public school, went to Harvard and then got her master's there and taught fifth and sixth grade in a public school. My… — Ben Affleck
I believe that in your heart you already know something is profoundly wrong. When bartenders are responsible for drunk drivers' acts, and gunmakers are responsible… — Charlton Heston
Because it is in the nature of things that they become extreme, we have passed down from manliness to cruelty. If I had been told… — Quentin Crisp
Socially, a journalist ranks somewhere between the madam of a whorehouse and a bartender. but spiritually he ranks with Galileo, for he knows the world… — Ben Hecht
The streets of every city in America are filled with men who would pay all the money they could lay their hands on to be… — Hunter S. Thompson
.. the guitar is just a wonderful instrument. It's everything: a bartender, a psychiatrist, a housewife. It's everything, but it's elusive — Les Paul
I was frustrated because I couldn't get going, as I was trying to figure out how to make films. I had various jobs, I taught… — David O. Russell
Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says, "This is a duck." Bartender… — Rodney Dangerfield
An efficient bartenders first aim should be to please his customers, paying particular attention to meet the individual wishes of those whose tastes and desires… — Jerry Thomas
As an improviser you need to experience the moment- and that includes everything in the moment. Observe the people around you-the bandleader, the bartender-what they… — Pat Martino
The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer. . . — Harry Gordon Johnson
If you truly love me, kill the bartender. — Quentin Crisp
A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.' — Foster Friess
Next to the defeated politician, the writer is the most vocal and inventive griper on earth. He sees hardship and unfairness wherever he looks. His… — Peter Mayle
Iâ€™m no part time dilettante photographer, unlike the bartenders, shoe salesmen, floorwalkers plumbers, barbers, grocery clerks and chiropractors whose great hobby is their camera. All… — Weegee
Usability is not everything. If usability engineers designed a nightclub, it would be clean, quiet, brightly lit, with lots of places to sit down, plenty… — Joel Spolsky
I could finally quit my job as a bartender and stop dreaming that I might be Superman and know that I was. Then I started… — Brandon Routh
This guitar is such a pal. It's a psychiatrist. It's a doggone bartender. It's a housewife. This guy is everything. Whenever I find that I've… — Les Paul
Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please. — P.J. O'Rourke

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