Bartender Quotes

77 quotes by 65 authors

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil… — Zach Braff
I was a bartender in New York and I overheard this girl saying she made $3000 doing a commercial. A kid at work told me,… — Pauley Perrette
I had various jobs, I taught a SAT class, I was a bartender, I had a day job at an office and was making short… — David O. Russell
My dad was a bartender that worked banquets. — Marco Rubio
You know you're in trouble, when the bartender cries. — Michael Peterson
I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error… — Todd Barry
I was so lucky to have parents who supported me, 100%, with whatever I was doing, both financially and emotionally. Having that they made my… — Cam Gigandet
Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer. — Koko Taylor
Will there be any bartenders up there in Heaven, will the pubs never close? — Richard Thompson
Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a… — Ernest Hemingway
I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender. — Jonathan Frid
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' — Rodney Dangerfield
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a… — Rodney Dangerfield
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. — W.C. Fields
I remain faithful to bourbon sour. It's absolutely delicious. You'd have to ask a bartender what's in it, but I think if you know you… — Christian Louboutin
By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing. — Don Marquis
I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver.… — Al McGuire
Anorexia was there for me before I got into modeling, but because of the arena and the demands, the disease really got out of control… — Carre Otis
Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful… — Les Paul
My dad was a bartender. My mom was a cashier, a maid and a stock clerk at K-Mart. They never made it big. They were… — Marco Rubio

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