Bartender Quotes

77 quotes by 65 authors

My parents were working class folks. My dad was a bartender for most of his life, my mom was a maid and a cashier and… — Marco Rubio
They made it to the middle class, my dad working as a bartender and my mother as a cashier and a maid. I didn't inherit… — Marco Rubio
Lady bartenders live a tougher life than anybody knows. -- Dancing Bear — James Crumley
Hey, have you heard that one about the difference between me, Wit, and my loutish cousin, Hilarity? No? Okay, so I walk into a bar,… — Chip Kidd
I'm a bartender. I like recipes. They're concretes. Was the drink recipe for seduction one shot charm and two shots self-deception, shaken, not stirred? — Karen Marie Moning
He had a habit of remarking to bartenders that he didn't see any sense in mixing whiskey with water since the whiskey was already wet. — Joseph Mitchell
The bartenders are the regular band of Jack, and the heavenly drummer who looks up to the sky with blue eyes, with a beard, is… — Jack Kerouac
I gave examples from my clinical practice of how love was not wholly a thought or feeling. I told of how that very evening there… — M. Scott Peck
Tobin," Mom said disapprovingly. She wasn't a particularly funny person. It suited her professionally - I mean, you don't want your cancer surgeon to walk… — John Green
Bless my soul,â€ whispered the old bartender, â€œHarry Potter . . . what an honor. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
From the end of the bar, the bartender threw a sidelong look at him, so Clarence pulled out a broken Bluetooth headset and fixed it… — Neal Shusterman
Lend's dad, two werewolves, and a vampire. It was like the setup to a bad joke or something. A doctor, two werewolves, and a vampire… — Kiersten White
Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain't much of a crime. — Larry McMurtry
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey
There was a sad fellow over on a bar stool talking to the bartender, who was polishing a glass and listening with that plastic smile… — Raymond Chandler
It's true though: time moves in its own special way in the middle of the night," the bartender says, loudly striking a book match and… — Haruki Murakami
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis
I studied international relations and economics at the University of Virginia. I paid my way by working as a bartender in the summer and at… — Jacqueline Novogratz
I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school. — Nick Frost
From 1965 to 1974, I served the best possible apprenticeship for an actor. I learned firsthand how a truck driver lives, what a bartender does,… — Brian Dennehy

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