"Only one way to cover a story like……" — P.J. O'Rourke
"Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please."
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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More Bartender Quotes
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A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically…
— Jim Bishop
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My mother taught public school, went to Harvard and then got her master's there and taught fifth and sixth grade…
— Ben Affleck
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I believe that in your heart you already know something is profoundly wrong. When bartenders are responsible for drunk drivers'…
— Charlton Heston
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Because it is in the nature of things that they become extreme, we have passed down from manliness to cruelty.…
— Quentin Crisp
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Socially, a journalist ranks somewhere between the madam of a whorehouse and a bartender. but spiritually he ranks with Galileo,…
— Ben Hecht
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The streets of every city in America are filled with men who would pay all the money they could lay…
— Hunter S. Thompson
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.. the guitar is just a wonderful instrument. It's everything: a bartender, a psychiatrist, a housewife. It's everything, but it's…
— Les Paul
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I was frustrated because I couldn't get going, as I was trying to figure out how to make films. I…
— David O. Russell
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Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig?" Guy says,…
— Rodney Dangerfield
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An efficient bartenders first aim should be to please his customers, paying particular attention to meet the individual wishes of…
— Jerry Thomas
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As an improviser you need to experience the moment- and that includes everything in the moment. Observe the people around…
— Pat Martino
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The greatest accomplishment of a bartender lies in his ability to exactly suit his customer. . .
— Harry Gordon Johnson
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