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The nature of impending fatherhood is that you are doing something that you're unqualified to do, and then you become qualified while…
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So often we try to make other people feel better by minimizing their pain, by telling them that it will get better…
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Whether you're studying electrical engineering or poetry, college is not about maximizing income, it's about becoming a better and more informed observer…
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Nothing (at least that can be done by humans) immortalizes anyone. The Fault in Our Stars will hopefully have a long and…
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"Patience, grasshopper," I counseled. "You don't want to seem overeager." "Right, that's why I said tomorrow," he said. "I want to see…
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I love being in cities with lots of other people, because I'm reminded that there are billions of people like me, and…
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In general-like not just in fiction but in life-it doesn't work out well when someone imagines someone else as a manic pixie…
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That is, to me at least, one of the most helpful and useful things books do for us: They are generous enough…
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My mother taught public school, went to Harvard and then got her master's there and taught fifth and sixth grade in a…
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A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'
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Next to the defeated politician, the writer is the most vocal and inventive griper on earth. He sees hardship and unfairness wherever…
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
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Comic Sans walked into a bar. The bartender frowned and said, We don't serve your type here.
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Wife treats hubby (Jim) on his birthday by taking him to a strip club. At the club: Doorman: Hey Jim! how are…
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A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good…
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I believe that in your heart you already know something is profoundly wrong. When bartenders are responsible for drunk drivers' acts, and…
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