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- Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no…
- You can measure distance by time. 'How far away is it?' 'Oh about 20 minutes.' But it doesn't work the other way. 'When do you…
- Any day you had gym class was a weird school day. It started off normal. You had English, Social Studies, Geometry, then suddenly your in…
- Every day when everybody would have lunch I would do TM [Transcendental Meditation] and then I would eat while I was working because I had…
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