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Milk Quotes by Green Monk
- What is the fastest thing in the world? Milk, because it's pasteurized before you see it!
- Four miracles of womanhood: getting wet without taking a shower; bleeding without getting hurt; giving milk without eating grass; and making boneless flesh hard!
- Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton.
More Milk Quotes
- Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own… — Roseanne Barr
- I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken, fish and… — Mikhail Baryshnikov
- It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. — Henry Ward Beecher
- There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. — Lewis Black
- But just think what a boring, bread-and-milk world this would be without the boastful. — Julie Burchill
- The shelf life of a movie actor or actress is so short, it's like milk. — Graydon Carter
- My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both… — Margaret Cho
- I grew up a witness to gay politics in its early days. I remember seeing Harvey Milk and been moved by him. — Margaret Cho
- Some people regard private enterprise as a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look on it as a cow they can milk.… — Winston Churchill
- Written by a sponge dipped in warm milk and sprinkled with sugar. — John Ciardi
- I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. — Woody Allen
- You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail. — Hank Aaron