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- Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today… — Conan O'Brien
- She has the voice of God.Someone asked me what I liked about working on Glee - I get to hear Lea Michele… — Stephen Tobolowsky
- African American Congressman Bobby Rush wore a hoodie on the floor of Congress to make a point this week. And they threw… — Bill Maher
- Michele Bachmann... I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.... Tutti-frutti. I know I'm going to get in… — Herman Cain
- Michele Bachmann says God made the earthquake and hurricane to punish us. Untrue - he made Michele Bachmann for that. — Andy Borowitz
- Texas governor Rick Perry said God is calling on him to run for President. But Michele Bachmann said that god is calling… — Jay Leno
- Michele Fiore is a fighter for her constituents who gets things done in Carson City. I can always count on Michele to… — Brian Sandoval
- Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann represent an existential threat to the Democratic Party the way that twenty years ago Clarence Thomas as… — Andrew Breitbart