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Mets Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with…
- I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
- I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.
- My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
- My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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- I would have loved to have met Marilyn Monroe and have dinner with her. — Juliette Binoche
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