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• The focus on my appearance has really surprised me. I've always been a size 14 to 16, I don't care… — Adele
• Something about glamour interested me. All my schoolbooks had drawings of women on terraces with a cocktail and a cigarette. — Bill Blass
• In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of… — Julia Child
• Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya. — Tommy Chong
• Your lungs are changed forever from your first cigarette. — Loni Anderson
• If somebody invented cigarettes today, the government would not legalize them. — Loni Anderson
• Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking. — Loni Anderson
• Three cigarettes in, your body already craves it. It is that addictive. — Loni Anderson
• It's amazing to me that young people will still pick up a cigarette. — Loni Anderson
• My memory of my mom is a wine glass in one hand and a cigarette in the other. She was… — Loni Anderson
• I don't want my picture in any cigarettes, but I also don't want you to lose the ten dollars, so… — Honus Wagner
• The risk of developing carcinoma of the lung increases steadily as the amount smoked increases. If the risk among non-smokers… — Richard Doll

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