"I met the surgeon general - he offered…" — Rodney Dangerfield
"I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette."
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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield has 181 quotes on this site.
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk,…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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The focus on my appearance has really surprised me. I've always been a size 14 to 16, I don't care…
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Something about glamour interested me. All my schoolbooks had drawings of women on terraces with a cocktail and a cigarette.
— Bill Blass
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In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of…
— Julia Child
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Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.
— Tommy Chong
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Your lungs are changed forever from your first cigarette.
— Loni Anderson
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If somebody invented cigarettes today, the government would not legalize them.
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Impotence is one of the major hazards of cigarette smoking.
— Loni Anderson
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Three cigarettes in, your body already craves it. It is that addictive.
— Loni Anderson
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It's amazing to me that young people will still pick up a cigarette.
— Loni Anderson
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My memory of my mom is a wine glass in one hand and a cigarette in the other. She was…
— Loni Anderson
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I don't want my picture in any cigarettes, but I also don't want you to lose the ten dollars, so…
— Honus Wagner
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The risk of developing carcinoma of the lung increases steadily as the amount smoked increases. If the risk among non-smokers…
— Richard Doll
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