« All Men Quotes · Rodney Dangerfield's Page
Men Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
- I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education.
- What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!
- When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.
- Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with…
- One day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are you doing that?'…
- I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading…
- With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter…
- At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform…
- Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
More Men Quotes
- Wherever the relevance of speech is at stake, matters become political by definition, for speech is what makes man a political being. — Hannah Arendt
- The ultimate end of human acts is eudaimonia, happiness in the sense of living well, which all men desire; all acts are… — Hannah Arendt
- Man cannot be free if he does not know that he is subject to necessity, because his freedom is always won in… — Hannah Arendt
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- I am a free man. I do not need to copy Petrarca or Boccaccio. My own genius is enough. Let others worry… — Pietro Aretino
- Let each man exercise the art he knows. — Aristophanes
- A man's homeland is wherever he prospers. — Aristophanes
- Men of sense often learn from their enemies. It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities learn the lesson of… — Aristophanes
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. — Aristotle
- At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. — Aristotle
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle