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- No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
- Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking…
- My mother told me 'man on top, woman underneath.' For years my husband & I slept in bunk beds.
- A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
- I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.
- The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.
- When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.
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