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Marriage Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody…
- I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
- It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
- With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
- I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a…
- We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
- My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
- My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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