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Marriage Quotes by Groucho Marx
- I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.
- Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed,…
- Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
- I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
- Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
- Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
- Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
- The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
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