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Marriage Quotes by David Letterman
- Honey, what happened to "ladies first"? Husband replies, "That's the reason why the worlds a mess today, because a lady went first!"
- Newt Gingrich is against same-sex marriage. Well, actually, he's against same-marriage sex.
- I was once involved in a same-sex marriage. There was the same sex over and over and over.
More Marriage Quotes
- Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so… — Richard Armour
- It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk… — Marcel Achard
- Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a… — Jane Austen
- Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance. — Jane Austen
- It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage. — Jane Austen
- Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the… — Sai Baba
- I put my career in second place throughout both my marriages and it suffered. I don't regret it. You make choices. If… — Lauren Bacall
- If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were. — Richard Bach
- I do support a constitutional amendment on marriage between a man and a woman, but I would not be going into the… — Michele Bachmann
- I think it's best if there's an amendment that goes on the ballot where the people can weigh in. Every time this… — Michele Bachmann
- I think you may see again a rise at the federal government level for a - a call for the federal constitutional… — Michele Bachmann