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- Wherein lies a poet's claim to originality? That he invents his incidents? No. That he was present when his episodes had their… — Edith Wharton
- Nom de Plume uses the device of the pseudonym to unite the likes of Charlotte Bronte, Mark Twain, Fernando Pessoa, and Patricia… — Elif Batuman
- Mark Twain cannot be defined. — Hal Holbrook
- Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it. — Mark Twain
- What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. Mark Twain Women are an alien race set down among us. — John Updike
- True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god. — Mark Twain
- It's such an honor to receive the Mark Twain Prize. To get the same award that has been given to people like… — Ellen DeGeneres
- I never dreamed I would receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, mostly because my style is so typically Austrian. — Tina Fey