Mark Twain Quotes
66 quotes by 53 authors
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Wherein lies a poet's claim to originality? That he invents his incidents? No. That he was present when his episodes had their birth? No. That…
— Edith Wharton
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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. Mark Twain Women are an alien race set down among us.
— John Updike
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True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god.
— Mark Twain
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It's such an honor to receive the Mark Twain Prize. To get the same award that has been given to people like Bill Cosby, Tina…
— Ellen DeGeneres
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I never dreamed I would receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, mostly because my style is so typically Austrian.
— Tina Fey
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I grew up reading Shakespeare and Mark Twain.
— Jackson Browne
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King Arthur and his armored goons of the Round Table functioned as the Politburo of a slave state: Camelot. Of all who have written on…
— Edward Abbey
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The best American writers have come from the hinterlands -- Mark Twain, Theodore Dreiser, Jack London, Hemingway, Faulkner, Wolfe, Steinbeck. Most of them never even…
— Edward Abbey
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As Mark Twain said, 'I love Wagner -- if only they'd cut out all that damned singing!'
— Edward Abbey
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I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card. But as Mark Twain once said, `You should never trust a man who has…
— Dan Quayle
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Biblical backing for Mormon behavior is easy to find, although Mark Twain is reported to have denied its legitimacy to a Mormon. The Mormon claimed…
— Dennis McKinsey
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]
— Gerard Way
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We don't have to live up to the expectations of others. Passion is personal. As long as our passion is fueled with the right stuff…
— Jack White
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American culture has a lot of great moustaches in its history. Mark Twain had a great moustache, Charlie Chaplin, Ben Turpin ... but Zappa, he's…
— Matt Groening
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You CAN NOT judge previous generations by today's standards. Today Mark Twain is called by many, a racist. By the standards of his time, he…
— Neal Boortz
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Mark Twain once said that history doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
— Albert-Laszlo Barabasi
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Shakespeare, Dickens, Mark Twain, and so many others were my dearest friends and greatest teachers.
— Lloyd Alexander
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Those who have heard me speak from time to time know that quite often I cite the observation of that great American author, Mark Twain,…
— J D Hayworth
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William Shakespeare was the most remarkable storyteller that the world has ever known. Homer told of adventure and men at war, Sophocles and Tolstoy told…
— Marchette Chute
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A heartwarming tale of Christmas past that's chock full of all the wit and hilarity we admire in America's favorite humorist--Mark Twain. Carlo DeVito brings…
— Gilbert King
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