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Mark Twain Quotes by Andrew Guzaldo
- 'A Gold mine is a hole in the ground with a liar standing next to it.' Mark Twain
- 'Go to Heaven for the climate, and to Hell for the company.' Mark Twain
- 'Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.' Mark Twain
- 'No mans life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session!' Mark Twain
More Mark Twain Quotes
- Wherein lies a poet's claim to originality? That he invents his incidents? No. That he was present when his episodes had their… — Edith Wharton
- What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. Mark Twain Women are an alien race set down among us. — John Updike
- True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god. — Mark Twain
- It's such an honor to receive the Mark Twain Prize. To get the same award that has been given to people like… — Ellen DeGeneres
- I never dreamed I would receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, mostly because my style is so typically Austrian. — Tina Fey
- I grew up reading Shakespeare and Mark Twain. — Jackson Browne
- King Arthur and his armored goons of the Round Table functioned as the Politburo of a slave state: Camelot. Of all who… — Edward Abbey
- The best American writers have come from the hinterlands -- Mark Twain, Theodore Dreiser, Jack London, Hemingway, Faulkner, Wolfe, Steinbeck. Most of… — Edward Abbey
- As Mark Twain said, 'I love Wagner -- if only they'd cut out all that damned singing!' — Edward Abbey
- I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card. But as Mark Twain once said, `You should never trust a… — Dan Quayle
- Biblical backing for Mormon behavior is easy to find, although Mark Twain is reported to have denied its legitimacy to a Mormon.… — Dennis McKinsey
- Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain] — Gerard Way